someone fucking date me this isn’t funny anymore

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flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

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hamfarto:

hamfarto:

im having one of those unattractive days

i mean years

I mean life

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awesometriathlon:

catgh0st:

Let’s see who’s over 18

(Source: andthis-is-whoiam, via beyond-themistof--all-this)

daviddthaxton:

My talents include being on tumblr all day and not hitting the post limit

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